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Throat Goat Embroidered Patch Trucker Hat

Throat Goat Embroidered Patch Trucker Hat

Regular price $30.00
Regular price Sale price $30.00
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You already know what it means—and if they don’t, let ‘em Google it.

This ain't your daddy’s trucker hat. It’s bold. It’s wild. It’s borderline offensive (and that’s the point). The Throat Goat Trucker Hat is for those who don’t whisper their greatness—they moan it into the mic and drop it after.

🐐 Why You Need It:

  • Embroidered goat patch that screams legendary throat game
  • Foam front and mesh back to keep your head cool while your reputation heats up
  • Snapback fit for freaks of all shapes and sizes
  • Designed for chaos, confidence, and questionable decisions

🔥 Best Worn While:

  • Destroying karaoke like it owes you money
  • Giving zero f***s at the cookout
  • Making your ex regret everything
  • Being the reason brunch got weird

💋 Warning:
May cause flirtation, domination, and unsolicited “u up?” texts. Wear it like you mean it. Or don’t—just don’t be boring.

  • Mid Profile - Our most popular profile, designed for a contoured fit
  • Seamless Front Panel with Full Buckram
  • Matching Color Sweatband
  • Mesh back for enhanced airflow
  • Premium durable plastic snap closure for a secure fit and easy adjustment
  • Thinner / Value Cotton Twill Sweatband - A cost-effective and lightweight fit
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