Throat Goat Tumbler

🐐 Throat Goat Tumbler – Deep Sips Only

Built for hydration. Designed for degradation.
Meet the Throat Goat—30oz of double-walled, stainless steel stamina that swallows whatever you give it… and begs for more.

This ain’t your mama’s tumbler.
This is the gawk gawk 9000 of drinkware.

Goat’d features include:

• 💦 30oz of throat-dominating capacity

• ❄️ Stays cold longer than your last situationship

• 🔥 Hotter than your sneaky links

• 💋 Leak-proof lid (because you’re already a mess)

• 😈 Handwash only but prefers it dirty

• 🐐 Custom art of the original Throat Goat—sunglasses, attitude, and absolutely no gag reflex

Whether you’re downing iced coffee, cocktails, or consequences—this tumbler doesn’t judge.

Warning: Not safe for work. Not safe for church. But absolutely perfect for you.